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Schwarzenegger returns to kick it old school in The Last Stand, an action flick that harkens back to frontier good guys vs. bad guys as Eduardo Noriega’s cartel leader makes a race for it after escaping Forest Whitaker’s FBI Agent. Arnie’s veteran Sherriff of the Mexican border town, Sommerton, is the last guy in the way! Playing up to Arnie’s advancing years works well, providing laughs aplenty and Director Kim Jee-Woon handles the frantic, bloody action well, though the plotting is clichéd and predictable. With enough heart, wit and violence it’s thoroughly entertaining, disposable stuff. He said he would be back!